Did you say “laser-guided”? Yes, indeed. Welcome to the world premiere of the most state-of-the-art grooming tool you’ve ever seen: the Philips Beard Trimmer 9000. Its secret weapon is a thin red line that projects along the cutting head and beyond it on both sides to show you precisely where to trim.
Edgy. Symmetrical. Cool.
The problem with normal trimmers is that it’s hard getting both sides of your face to match. This makes it awkward to create really cool styles like a Chinstrap , Balbo beard or Goatee. Wonky is not a good look.
Guided by laser
Just hold the Philips Beard Trimmer 9000 up to your cheek and unleash the laser with a click. Position the red laser line so you’ve got the correct trimming angle and start trimming. Repeat on the other side. Done.
Put that finger away
The laser guide is a lot more accurate than using your finger to draw an imaginary line, and it doesn’t hide the part of your face you’re trying to look at. The rest of the device is pretty impressive too: two cutting heads (32mm and 15mm) for normal and precision trimming, 17 lock-in length settings from 0.4mm to 7mm, (anything from stubble to a short beard) and a 100% waterproof casing.
Eat your heart out, Q
Mr Bond never got a gadget as good as this. When it comes to ultimate precision and control in the face department, the Philips Beard Trimmer 9000 is unique. Now you just need to work on the Aston Martin.