“I am the walrus…”
Nietzsche, a famous German philosopher, believed that it was absolutely impossible for men and women to be ‘just friends’.
Then he grew a Walrus Mustache and surprise, surprise, found himself surrounded by women who wanted to be - ‘just friends’. Thrilled to have discovered a way to make some female pals, Nietzsche never shaved again.*
So, if you’re in the market for a “friend who is a girl” and not a “girlfriend,” we strongly recommend the Walrus Mustache. That’s all we have to say on the matter.
*This may be a creative reinterpretation of historical fact.